. any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color. How he ever ended up with Olivia I'll never know. He wasn't overly good looking, and I never liked him, and he certainly didn't like me. He even once drove through a puddle soaking me. And they were always rowing. I always told her she could do better. Anyway, I got to her house, my last delivery, and was glad to see his car was not there. And I was even more glad when she opened door and gave me a big hug. I was hoping her big tits would be on show , but she had a large housecoat on,his I. But I still thought he was off-limits. The first clue I got that this was going to be a date and not just a beer together was when Kell held the door for me like a complete gentleman while I got into his little Porsche sports car. I was wearing short shorts and black pair of polyester panties, nothing fancy, but I was sure Kell was admiring my shaved legs when I got into his car. I had told him already that I am a swimmer and that's why I shave my legs and body. Since I have a swimmer's build,. I had to admit it -- I couldn't see the slightest sign of her dark, somewhat luxuriant pussy hair through the suit.On the other hand, I could see absolutely everything else, under there. Finally, I realized that the only reason the pubic hair was invisible was that it had recently been shaved off and flushed down the toilet in the back bathroom.That was just all Kim under there."I can't believe you've got the guts to wear that thing to the pool," I told Kim."Actually, she doesn't," Tess said..
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